{"product_id":"bless-your-heart","title":"Bless Your Heart","description":"Bless Your Heart. 🍓🌺🍍✨\u003cbr\u003e\nSweet. Southern. Slightly threatening.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStrawberry • Prickly Pear • Hibiscus • Raspberry • Pineapple\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis one smiles while judging your life choices.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBless Your Heart. is fruity, floral, and just tart enough to keep things interesting. Sweet strawberry and pineapple hit first, prickly pear adds a smooth juicy twist, raspberry brings the attitude, and hibiscus ties it all together with that bright, refreshing finish.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s giving:\u003cbr\u003e\n“I said it politely… but I absolutely meant it.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🌺 Hibiscus adds a bold, slightly tangy finish\u003cbr\u003e\n🍓 Strawberry keeps it sweet and smooth\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Prickly pear brings mellow fruity vibes\u003cbr\u003e\n🍍 Pineapple brightens everything up\u003cbr\u003e\n💖 Raspberry adds the perfect little punch\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• surviving family functions\u003cbr\u003e\n• smiling through the chaos\u003cbr\u003e\n• sending texts that start with “no worries!”\u003cbr\u003e\n• emotionally thriving out of spite\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003e\nA little chaos, respectfully.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz bottle of water for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003e\nFull southern hospitality meltdown.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for maximum flavor and caffeine-fueled coping.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n⚡ Approx. 140 mg caffeine per fully caffeinated serving\u003cbr\u003e\n🌿 Sugar-free\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 Handmade in small batches by Chronically Chaotic Tea Company\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHow to Prepare:\u003cbr\u003e\nMix contents with 4–6 oz warm water until dissolved. Add cold water and ice. Shake well and enjoy the chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Please enjoy responsibly, bestie.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 gram","offer_id":50284840583335,"sku":"ET-32358315026","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":50284840616103,"sku":"ET-32358315024","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 gram","offer_id":50284840648871,"sku":"ET-32055357917","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":50284840681639,"sku":"ET-32055357915","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 gram","offer_id":50284840714407,"sku":"ET-32358315022","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":50284840747175,"sku":"ET-32055357913","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/0562\/6535\/files\/il_fullxfull.8097992575_ri17.jpg?v=1779720485","url":"https:\/\/chronically-chaotic-tea-company.myshopify.com\/products\/bless-your-heart","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}