{"product_id":"clocked-in-checked-out","title":"Clocked In.  Checked Out.","description":"Clocked In. Checked Out. 🍓🌵🍹\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStrawberry • Prickly Pear • Margarita\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou showed up.\u003cbr\u003e\nYour body is present.\u003cbr\u003e\nYour soul? Fully out of office.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClocked In. Checked Out. is that perfect balance of sweet, tangy, and just a little unhinged—because sometimes surviving the day is the win.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🍓 Juicy strawberry keeps it smooth\u003cbr\u003e\n🌵 Prickly pear adds a soft, refreshing twist\u003cbr\u003e\n🍹 Margarita flavor brings that citrusy, salty-sweet edge\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s giving:\u003cbr\u003e\n“On time. Out of patience.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ What to Expect:\u003cbr\u003e\nThis loaded tea is light, refreshing, and slightly tart with a smooth finish—perfect for powering through your shift, your to-do list, or your last nerve.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🧋 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e\n💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for a quick, on-the-go pick-me-up\u003cbr\u003e\n• Designed for a standard 16.9 oz water bottle\u003cbr\u003e\n• Just shake, sip, and survive your responsibilities\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🥤 Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003e\nFor when one serving simply isn’t enough\u003cbr\u003e\n• Made for a 30+ oz tumbler\u003cbr\u003e\n• Bigger, bolder, and ready to carry you through the chaos\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ What’s the Difference?\u003cbr\u003e\nSame flavor, same chaos—just different strengths and serving sizes.\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose your size based on how much hydration (and emotional support) you need.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n⚡ Caffeine Info:\u003cbr\u003e\nApprox. 130 mg caffeine per serving (fully caffeinated option) from green tea and caffeine anhydrous.  It also contains less than 5 calories and four carbs per 12 gram packet.  This mix contains B12\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🧋 How to Mix:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e\n• Add 18–24 oz cold water + ice\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shake, sip, and emotionally detach as needed\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and\/or sucralose)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Made in small, handmade batches\u003cbr\u003e\n• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA\u003cbr\u003e\n• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause sometimes productivity is a personality… and sometimes it’s just survival.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":50284943638695,"sku":"ET-31324364867","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle (7gram)","offer_id":50284943671463,"sku":"ET-31324364875","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":50284943704231,"sku":"ET-31639629954","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle (7gram)","offer_id":50284943736999,"sku":"ET-31324364881","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":50284943769767,"sku":"ET-31639629964","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Waterbottle (7gram)","offer_id":50284943802535,"sku":"ET-31639629966","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/0562\/6535\/files\/il_fullxfull.8090963453_rnpl.jpg?v=1779720670","url":"https:\/\/chronically-chaotic-tea-company.myshopify.com\/products\/clocked-in-checked-out","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}