{"product_id":"fun-times-and-cake-pops-1","title":"Fun Times and Cake Pops","description":"Fun Times and Cake Pops. 🌌🍭🌈\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCosmic • Cotton Candy • Rainbow Candy\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt started as fun…\u003cbr\u003e\nand then it got a little out of hand.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFun Times and Cake Pops. is sweet, nostalgic, and unapologetically extra—because sometimes you’re not here for balance… you’re here for a good time.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🌌 Cosmic brings that sweet, electric base\u003cbr\u003e\n🍭 Cotton candy adds a soft, sugary smoothness\u003cbr\u003e\n🌈 Rainbow candy finishes with full-on chaotic sweetness\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s giving:\u003cbr\u003e\n“This seemed like a good idea at the time.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e\n💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003e\nA little treat. A little chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003e\nNo moderation. No regrets.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, full-send experience.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🧋 Mixing Instructions: Tumbler Size (12G)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e\n• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shake, sip, and enjoy the chaos\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n⚡ Caffeine Info:\u003cbr\u003e\nFun Times and Cake Pops contains approximately 140 mg of caffeine.  It also contains B12 and has less than 5 calories.  Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n💥 Optional Power Ups:\u003cbr\u003e\nCustomize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and\/or sucralose)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Made in small, handmade batches\u003cbr\u003e\n• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA\u003cbr\u003e\n• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause sometimes you don’t need a reason… just a little fun.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Water Bottle-7 G","offer_id":50284919554215,"sku":"ET-31743869168","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumber- 12 G","offer_id":50284919586983,"sku":"ET-31743869166","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Water Bottle-7 G","offer_id":50284919619751,"sku":"ET-31743869164","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Tumber- 12 G","offer_id":50284919652519,"sku":"ET-31743869162","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Water Bottle-7 G","offer_id":50284919685287,"sku":"ET-31743869160","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumber- 12 G","offer_id":50284919718055,"sku":"ET-31434851277","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/0562\/6535\/files\/il_fullxfull.8090415555_ge5q.jpg?v=1779720628","url":"https:\/\/chronically-chaotic-tea-company.myshopify.com\/products\/fun-times-and-cake-pops-1","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}