{"product_id":"grandpas-and-their-granddaughters","title":"Grandpas and Their Granddaughters","description":"Grandpa’s and Their Granddaughters 🍓🍑☀️\u003cbr\u003e\nSticky hands. Loud laughs. Core memories in a cup.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCitrus • Limeade • Orange-Pineapple • Peach • Strawberry\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis tea tastes like summer afternoons, spoiled grandbabies, and a grandpa who absolutely says “don’t tell your parents.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBright citrus and limeade bring that refreshing kick, orange-pineapple adds tropical sweetness, peach smooths everything out, and strawberry ties it together with a juicy fruity finish that feels warm, nostalgic, and a little chaotic — just like the best family memories.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s giving:\u003cbr\u003e\n“One more snack won’t hurt.”\u003cbr\u003e\n(…it was, in fact, the fifth snack.)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n☀️ Citrus and limeade keep it crisp and refreshing\u003cbr\u003e\n🍍 Orange-pineapple brings sweet sunny vibes\u003cbr\u003e\n🍑 Peach adds a soft smooth finish\u003cbr\u003e\n🍓 Strawberry rounds it out with fruity sweetness\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• summer porch sitting\u003cbr\u003e\n• little voices yelling “PAPAW!” across the yard\u003cbr\u003e\n• memory-making moments\u003cbr\u003e\n• surviving family chaos with love and caffeine\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003e\nSweet little moment.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz bottle of water for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003e\nFull family reunion energy.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for maximum flavor and caffeine-fueled functioning.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n⚡ Approx. 140 mg caffeine per fully caffeinated serving\u003cbr\u003e\n🌿 Sugar-free\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 Handmade in small batches by Chronically Chaotic Tea Company\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHow to Prepare:\u003cbr\u003e\nMix contents with 4–6 oz warm water until dissolved. Add cold water and ice. Shake well and enjoy the chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Please enjoy responsibly, bestie.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 gram","offer_id":50284893503655,"sku":"ET-32358187362","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":50284893536423,"sku":"ET-32055234065","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 gram","offer_id":50284893569191,"sku":"ET-32358187360","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":50284893601959,"sku":"ET-32358187358","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 gram","offer_id":50284893634727,"sku":"ET-32055234063","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":50284893667495,"sku":"ET-32358187356","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/0562\/6535\/files\/il_fullxfull.8097966529_ogoi.jpg?v=1779720580","url":"https:\/\/chronically-chaotic-tea-company.myshopify.com\/products\/grandpas-and-their-granddaughters","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}