{"product_id":"hard-pass-babe","title":"Hard Pass, Babe!","description":"Hard Pass, Babe! 🍓🍊🍹🐉\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStrawberry • Tropical Punch • Dragon Fruit • Sour Orange\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nRespectfully… no.\u003cbr\u003e\nActually—just no.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHard Pass, Babe! is bright, fruity, and just tart enough to match your energy when you’re setting boundaries and not explaining them.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🍓 Strawberry keeps it smooth and sweet\u003cbr\u003e\n🍹 Tropical punch adds that juicy, high-energy flavor\u003cbr\u003e\n🐉 Dragon fruit brings a light, refreshing twist\u003cbr\u003e\n🍊 Sour orange finishes with a bold, tangy bite\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s giving:\u003cbr\u003e\n“Not today. Not tomorrow. Not at all.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003e\nQuick decision. No overthinking.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003e\nFirm boundaries. Full strength.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a bold, all-day kind of energy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🧋 Mixing Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e\n• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shake, sip, and stand by your decision\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n⚡ Caffeine Info:\u003cbr\u003e\nHard Pass, Babe!  contains approximately 140 mg of caffeine.  This tea contains caffeine from green tea extract powder and caffeine anhydrous.  It also contains about 8 calories and 4 carbs per packet.  This mix contains Calcium, Potassium, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium (12 gram size).  Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 The Fine Print:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and\/or sucralose)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Made in small, handmade batches\u003cbr\u003e\n• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA\u003cbr\u003e\n• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause “no” is a complete sentence.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Water Bottle- 7 G","offer_id":50284772688039,"sku":"ET-31744233692","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12G","offer_id":50284772720807,"sku":"ET-31435240171","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Water Bottle- 7 G","offer_id":50284772753575,"sku":"ET-31435240169","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12G","offer_id":50284772786343,"sku":"ET-31435240167","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Water Bottle- 7 G","offer_id":50284772819111,"sku":"ET-31744233690","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12G","offer_id":50284772851879,"sku":"ET-31435240165","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/0562\/6535\/files\/il_fullxfull.8090442055_r7t1.jpg?v=1779720357","url":"https:\/\/chronically-chaotic-tea-company.myshopify.com\/products\/hard-pass-babe","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}