{"product_id":"highly-effective-supposedly","title":"Highly Effective..... Supposedly!","description":"Highly Effective… Supposedly. 💣🍒🍋🍹\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBombsicle • Cherry Limeade • Cherry • Margarita\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOrganized. Focused.\u003cbr\u003e\nCrushing it… reportedly.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHighly Effective… Supposedly is bold, punchy, and just chaotic enough to keep things interesting—because sometimes the appearance of productivity is the real achievement.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n💣 Bombsicle brings that sweet, nostalgic pop\u003cbr\u003e\n🍒 Cherry layers in bold, juicy flavor\u003cbr\u003e\n🍋 Cherry limeade adds a tart, citrusy kick\u003cbr\u003e\n🍹 Margarita ties it all together with a sharp, tangy finish\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s giving:\u003cbr\u003e\n“I’m doing a lot. Is it the right things? Unclear.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e\n💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003e\nLooks productive. Feels questionable.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003e\nFull performance mode (results pending).\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram size \u003cbr\u003e\n• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e\n• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shake, sip, and keep moving forward confidently\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n⚡ Caffeine Info:\u003cbr\u003e\nHighly Effective.... Supposedly contains approximately 140 mg of caffeine.  It also contains B12 and has less than 5 calories.  \u003cbr\u003e\nAlso available in half caffeinated and decaf options\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n💥 Optional Power Ups:\u003cbr\u003e\nCustomize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and\/or sucralose)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Made in small, handmade batches\u003cbr\u003e\n• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA\u003cbr\u003e\n• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause “highly effective” is sometimes just confidence and a good drink.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis one feels like a top seller honestly—flavor is loud, name is relatable, and it fits your whole brand voice perfectly. If you want, I’d absolutely put this one in a Workplace Survival featured bundle 👀","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Water Bottle- 7 gram","offer_id":50284831080615,"sku":"ET-31325148829","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":50284831113383,"sku":"ET-31640382234","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Water Bottle- 7 gram","offer_id":50284831146151,"sku":"ET-31325148835","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":50284831178919,"sku":"ET-31325148837","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Water Bottle- 7 gram","offer_id":50284831211687,"sku":"ET-31325148843","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":50284831244455,"sku":"ET-31325148845","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/0562\/6535\/files\/il_fullxfull.8042480544_lgmn.jpg?v=1779720469","url":"https:\/\/chronically-chaotic-tea-company.myshopify.com\/products\/highly-effective-supposedly","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}