{"product_id":"pucker-up-buttercup-blackberry-hibiscus-lemonade","title":"Pucker Up Buttercup - Blackberry Hibiscus Lemonade","description":"Pucker Up Buttercup – Blackberry Hibiscus Lemonade 🍋🫐🌺\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCute name.\u003cbr\u003e\nAggressive flavor.\u003cbr\u003e\nExactly how we like it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPucker Up Buttercup – Blackberry Hibiscus Lemonade is bold, juicy, tart, and just dramatic enough to deserve its own soundtrack. Bright lemonade and rich blackberry crash into floral hibiscus for a refreshing tea that tastes like summer with unresolved issues.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s fruity.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s tangy.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s a little unhinged in the best possible way.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🍋 Lemonade brings the sharp citrus punch\u003cbr\u003e\n🫐 Blackberry adds deep, juicy berry flavor\u003cbr\u003e\n🌺 Hibiscus gives it that bold, slightly floral twist that makes this tea feel ✨expensive✨ while you’re emotionally spiraling in a drive-thru line\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s giving:\u003cbr\u003e\n“I’m healing… but loudly.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Main character walks through Target\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Sitting outside pretending you’re thriving\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Group chats that should’ve stayed private\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ People who like their drinks pretty and their humor concerning\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n📏 Choose Your Chaos Level\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003e\nA manageable amount of feral.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz bottle of water for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003e\nFull emotional support beverage.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for maximum flavor chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n⚡ The Important Stuff, Bestie\u003cbr\u003e\nApprox. 140 mg caffeine per fully caffeinated serving\u003cbr\u003e\nSugar-free\u003cbr\u003e\nSweetened with stevia and\/or sucralose\u003cbr\u003e\nHandmade in small batches by Chronically Chaotic Tea Company\u003cbr\u003e\n🧋 Mixing Instructions\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDissolve contents in 4–6 oz warm water first.\u003cbr\u003e\nThen add cold water and ice.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSip responsibly.\u003cbr\u003e\nOr don’t. We’re not your supervisor.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 gram","offer_id":50284873482407,"sku":"ET-32358079524","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":50284873515175,"sku":"ET-32358079522","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 gram","offer_id":50284873547943,"sku":"ET-32358079520","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":50284873580711,"sku":"ET-32358079518","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 gram","offer_id":50284873613479,"sku":"ET-32055124871","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":50284873646247,"sku":"ET-32358079516","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/0562\/6535\/files\/il_fullxfull.8049983548_togq.jpg?v=1779720545","url":"https:\/\/chronically-chaotic-tea-company.myshopify.com\/products\/pucker-up-buttercup-blackberry-hibiscus-lemonade","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}