{"product_id":"pucker-up-buttercup-blackberry-lemonade","title":"Pucker Up Buttercup- Blackberry Lemonade","description":"Pucker Up Buttercup – Blackberry Lemonade 🍋🫐💋\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSweet? Absolutely not.\u003cbr\u003e\nBalanced? Also no.\u003cbr\u003e\nDelicious? Unfortunately… yes.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPucker Up Buttercup – Blackberry Lemonade is tart, juicy, and just chaotic enough to make your taste buds question your life choices in the best way possible. Bright lemonade collides with deep blackberry flavor for a bold, fruity tea that starts sweet and finishes with a sassy little punch.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s giving:\u003cbr\u003e\n“Emotionally unavailable but still replying to texts.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🍋 Tart lemonade flavor brings the zing\u003cbr\u003e\n🫐 Blackberry smooths it out with juicy berry chaos\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Refreshing, bold, and dangerously easy to drink\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Existing out of spite\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Sending “per my last email” messages\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Hot weather and bad decisions\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Pretending you have your life together\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n📏 Choose Your Chaos Level\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003e\nTiny but unstable.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned to mix into a standard 16.9 oz bottle of water for a lighter tea.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003e\nFull feral hydration.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for maximum flavor chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n⚡ The Important Stuff, Bestie\u003cbr\u003e\nApprox. 140 mg caffeine per fully caffeinated serving\u003cbr\u003e\nSugar-free\u003cbr\u003e\nSweetened with stevia and\/or sucralose\u003cbr\u003e\nHandmade in small batches by Chronically Chaotic Tea Company\u003cbr\u003e\n🧋 Mixing Instructions\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDissolve contents in 4–6 oz warm water first.\u003cbr\u003e\nThen add cold water and ice to make your perfect chaos beverage.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause life already gave you lemons.\u003cbr\u003e\nWe added blackberries and caffeine.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Water bottle- 7gram","offer_id":50284875153575,"sku":"ET-32357499856","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":50284875186343,"sku":"ET-32357499852","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Water bottle- 7gram","offer_id":50284875219111,"sku":"ET-32054526807","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":50284875251879,"sku":"ET-32357499848","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Water bottle- 7gram","offer_id":50284875284647,"sku":"ET-32054526803","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":50284875317415,"sku":"ET-32357499846","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/0562\/6535\/files\/il_fullxfull.8049551132_ra5p.jpg?v=1779720548","url":"https:\/\/chronically-chaotic-tea-company.myshopify.com\/products\/pucker-up-buttercup-blackberry-lemonade","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}