{"product_id":"sincerely-not-interested","title":"Sincerely, Not Interested","description":"Sincerely, Not Interested. 🍊🫐🍹\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCitrus • Blackberry • Margarita\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nRespectfully… no.\u003cbr\u003e\nUnrespectfully… still no.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSincerely, Not Interested. is for the emails you don’t want, the meetings that should’ve been emails, and the people testing your last nerve before noon.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🍊 Bright citrus brings that clean, sharp kick\u003cbr\u003e\n🫐 Blackberry smooths it out with a bold, juicy finish\u003cbr\u003e\n🍹 Margarita flavor ties it together with a tangy twist of “I’m done”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s giving:\u003cbr\u003e\n“Per my last email… absolutely not.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e\n💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003e\nBare minimum effort, still functioning.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003e\nFull-strength attitude.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for the full chaotic experience.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🧋 Mixing Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e\n• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shake, sip, and disengage as needed\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n⚡ Caffeine Info:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nApprox. 140 mg caffeine per full-strength serving (12 gram tumbler size) from green tea extract powder.  It contains less than 10 calories and 4 carbs per tumbler sized packet.  It also contains Calcium, Potassium, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium.  \u003cbr\u003e\nAlso available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options.  \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and\/or sucralose)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Made in small, handmade batches\u003cbr\u003e\n• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA\u003cbr\u003e\n• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause boundaries are healthy… and so is caffeine.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Water bottle- 7 gram \/ Fully Caffeinated","offer_id":50284934037671,"sku":"ET-31639823376","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Water bottle- 7 gram \/ Half Caffeinated","offer_id":50284934070439,"sku":"ET-31639823380","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Water bottle- 7 gram \/ Decaffeinated","offer_id":50284934103207,"sku":"ET-31639823386","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tumbler- 12 gram \/ Fully Caffeinated","offer_id":50284934135975,"sku":"ET-31324567287","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tumbler- 12 gram \/ Half Caffeinated","offer_id":50284934168743,"sku":"ET-31639823406","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tumbler- 12 gram \/ Decaffeinated","offer_id":50284934201511,"sku":"ET-31639823412","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/0562\/6535\/files\/il_fullxfull.8090425809_5i36.jpg?v=1779720653","url":"https:\/\/chronically-chaotic-tea-company.myshopify.com\/products\/sincerely-not-interested","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}