{"product_id":"soren-sipper","title":"Soren Sipper","description":"Soren Sipper 💙🍒✨\u003cbr\u003e\nTiny human. Big main character energy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBombsicle • Strawberry • Blue Raspberry • Açaí • Cherry\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSweet, bold, and just chaotic enough to keep life interesting — Soren Sipper tastes like childhood nostalgia mixed with “how is this kid already running the house?” energy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBombsicle and blue raspberry bring those classic icy candy vibes, strawberry softens it with sweetness, cherry adds a juicy punch, and açaí smooths everything out with a rich berry finish.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s bright. It’s fun. It’s giving:\u003cbr\u003e\n“Powered by snacks, zero fear, and pure determination.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n💙 Bombsicle delivers that nostalgic frozen treat flavor\u003cbr\u003e\n🍓 Strawberry keeps it sweet and smooth\u003cbr\u003e\n🔵 Blue raspberry brings bold candy chaos\u003cbr\u003e\n🍒 Cherry adds juicy sweetness with attitude\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Açaí rounds it out with a rich berry finish\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• surviving toddler negotiations\u003cbr\u003e\n• tiny chaos coordinators\u003cbr\u003e\n• pretending you have your life together\u003cbr\u003e\n• sipping something fun while the house descends into madness\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003e\nTiny but chaotic.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz bottle of water for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003e\nFull feral family survival mode.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for maximum flavor and caffeine-fueled functioning.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n⚡ Approx. 140 mg caffeine per fully caffeinated serving\u003cbr\u003e\n🌿 Sugar-free\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 Handmade in small batches by Chronically Chaotic Tea Company\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHow to Prepare:\u003cbr\u003e\nMix contents with 4–6 oz warm water until dissolved. Add cold water and ice. Shake well and enjoy the chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Please enjoy responsibly, bestie.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 gram","offer_id":50284835373223,"sku":"ET-32055422315","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":50284835405991,"sku":"ET-32055422313","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 gram","offer_id":50284835438759,"sku":"ET-32358381340","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":50284835471527,"sku":"ET-32358381338","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 gram","offer_id":50284835504295,"sku":"ET-32055422311","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":50284835537063,"sku":"ET-32055422309","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/0562\/6535\/files\/il_fullxfull.8098014029_h6ej.jpg?v=1779720475","url":"https:\/\/chronically-chaotic-tea-company.myshopify.com\/products\/soren-sipper","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}