Bless Your Heart
Fully Caffeinated / Waterbottle- 7 gram
$2.00
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Bless Your Heart. 🍓🌺🍍✨
Sweet. Southern. Slightly threatening.
Strawberry • Prickly Pear • Hibiscus • Raspberry • Pineapple
This one smiles while judging your life choices.
Bless Your Heart. is fruity, floral, and just tart enough to keep things interesting. Sweet strawberry and pineapple hit first, prickly pear adds a smooth juicy twist, raspberry brings the attitude, and hibiscus ties it all together with that bright, refreshing finish.
It’s giving:
“I said it politely… but I absolutely meant it.”
🌺 Hibiscus adds a bold, slightly tangy finish
🍓 Strawberry keeps it sweet and smooth
✨ Prickly pear brings mellow fruity vibes
🍍 Pineapple brightens everything up
💖 Raspberry adds the perfect little punch
Perfect for:
• surviving family functions
• smiling through the chaos
• sending texts that start with “no worries!”
• emotionally thriving out of spite
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
A little chaos, respectfully.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz bottle of water for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Full southern hospitality meltdown.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for maximum flavor and caffeine-fueled coping.
⚡ Approx. 140 mg caffeine per fully caffeinated serving
🌿 Sugar-free
🖤 Handmade in small batches by Chronically Chaotic Tea Company
How to Prepare:
Mix contents with 4–6 oz warm water until dissolved. Add cold water and ice. Shake well and enjoy the chaos.
Disclaimer: This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Please enjoy responsibly, bestie.
Bless Your Heart
$2.00
Sweet. Southern. Slightly threatening.
Strawberry • Prickly Pear • Hibiscus • Raspberry • Pineapple
This one smiles while judging your life choices.
Bless Your Heart. is fruity, floral, and just tart enough to keep things interesting. Sweet strawberry and pineapple hit first, prickly pear adds a smooth juicy twist, raspberry brings the attitude, and hibiscus ties it all together with that bright, refreshing finish.
It’s giving:
“I said it politely… but I absolutely meant it.”
🌺 Hibiscus adds a bold, slightly tangy finish
🍓 Strawberry keeps it sweet and smooth
✨ Prickly pear brings mellow fruity vibes
🍍 Pineapple brightens everything up
💖 Raspberry adds the perfect little punch
Perfect for:
• surviving family functions
• smiling through the chaos
• sending texts that start with “no worries!”
• emotionally thriving out of spite
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
A little chaos, respectfully.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz bottle of water for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Full southern hospitality meltdown.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for maximum flavor and caffeine-fueled coping.
⚡ Approx. 140 mg caffeine per fully caffeinated serving
🌿 Sugar-free
🖤 Handmade in small batches by Chronically Chaotic Tea Company
How to Prepare:
Mix contents with 4–6 oz warm water until dissolved. Add cold water and ice. Shake well and enjoy the chaos.
Disclaimer: This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Please enjoy responsibly, bestie.