Cap, Gown, Emotional Breakdown
Fully Caffeinated / Water bottle- 7 gram
$2.00
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Cap, Gown, Emotional Breakdown. 🎓🌌🍉🌈
Cosmic • Rainbow Candy • Sour Watermelon • Cotton Candy
They did it.
They made it through.
And now… you process.
Cap, Gown, Emotional Breakdown. is sweet, sour, and just chaotic enough to match the moment—because big milestones come with big feelings (and maybe a mild identity crisis).
🌌 Cosmic lays down that sweet, electric base
🌈 Rainbow candy brings full-on sugary chaos
🍉 Sour watermelon adds a sharp, tangy kick
🍬 Cotton candy smooths it out with a soft, nostalgic finish
It’s giving:
“I’m proud of me… but also what is happening.”
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
Processing… lightly.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Full emotional support beverage.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, full-feeling experience.
🧋 Mixing Instructions: (12 gram Tumbler size)
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
• Shake, sip, and celebrate/spiral responsibly
⚡ Caffeine Info:
Cap, Gown, Emotional Breakdown contains approximately 140 mg of caffeine. It also contains B12 and has less than 5 calories. Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options
💥 Optional Power Ups:
Customize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more
🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:
• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
• Made in small, handmade batches
• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)
Because growth is exciting… and mildly destabilizing.
Cap, Gown, Emotional Breakdown
$2.00
Cosmic • Rainbow Candy • Sour Watermelon • Cotton Candy
They did it.
They made it through.
And now… you process.
Cap, Gown, Emotional Breakdown. is sweet, sour, and just chaotic enough to match the moment—because big milestones come with big feelings (and maybe a mild identity crisis).
🌌 Cosmic lays down that sweet, electric base
🌈 Rainbow candy brings full-on sugary chaos
🍉 Sour watermelon adds a sharp, tangy kick
🍬 Cotton candy smooths it out with a soft, nostalgic finish
It’s giving:
“I’m proud of me… but also what is happening.”
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
Processing… lightly.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Full emotional support beverage.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, full-feeling experience.
🧋 Mixing Instructions: (12 gram Tumbler size)
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
• Shake, sip, and celebrate/spiral responsibly
⚡ Caffeine Info:
Cap, Gown, Emotional Breakdown contains approximately 140 mg of caffeine. It also contains B12 and has less than 5 calories. Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options
💥 Optional Power Ups:
Customize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more
🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:
• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
• Made in small, handmade batches
• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)
Because growth is exciting… and mildly destabilizing.