Clocked In. Checked Out.
Fully Caffeinated / Tumbler- 12 gram
$3.50
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Clocked In. Checked Out. 🍓🌵🍹
Strawberry • Prickly Pear • Margarita
You showed up.
Your body is present.
Your soul? Fully out of office.
Clocked In. Checked Out. is that perfect balance of sweet, tangy, and just a little unhinged—because sometimes surviving the day is the win.
🍓 Juicy strawberry keeps it smooth
🌵 Prickly pear adds a soft, refreshing twist
🍹 Margarita flavor brings that citrusy, salty-sweet edge
It’s giving:
“On time. Out of patience.”
✨ What to Expect:
This loaded tea is light, refreshing, and slightly tart with a smooth finish—perfect for powering through your shift, your to-do list, or your last nerve.
🧋 Choose Your Size
đź’§ Water Bottle Size (7g)
Perfect for a quick, on-the-go pick-me-up
• Designed for a standard 16.9 oz water bottle
• Just shake, sip, and survive your responsibilities
🥤 Tumbler Size (12g)
For when one serving simply isn’t enough
• Made for a 30+ oz tumbler
• Bigger, bolder, and ready to carry you through the chaos
✨ What’s the Difference?
Same flavor, same chaos—just different strengths and serving sizes.
Choose your size based on how much hydration (and emotional support) you need.
⚡ Caffeine Info:
Approx. 130 mg caffeine per serving (fully caffeinated option) from green tea and caffeine anhydrous. It also contains less than 5 calories and four carbs per 12 gram packet. This mix contains B12
🧋 How to Mix:
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add 18–24 oz cold water + ice
• Shake, sip, and emotionally detach as needed
đź–¤ The Chaotic Fine Print:
• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
• Made in small, handmade batches
• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)
Because sometimes productivity is a personality… and sometimes it’s just survival.
Clocked In. Checked Out.
$3.50
Strawberry • Prickly Pear • Margarita
You showed up.
Your body is present.
Your soul? Fully out of office.
Clocked In. Checked Out. is that perfect balance of sweet, tangy, and just a little unhinged—because sometimes surviving the day is the win.
🍓 Juicy strawberry keeps it smooth
🌵 Prickly pear adds a soft, refreshing twist
🍹 Margarita flavor brings that citrusy, salty-sweet edge
It’s giving:
“On time. Out of patience.”
✨ What to Expect:
This loaded tea is light, refreshing, and slightly tart with a smooth finish—perfect for powering through your shift, your to-do list, or your last nerve.
🧋 Choose Your Size
đź’§ Water Bottle Size (7g)
Perfect for a quick, on-the-go pick-me-up
• Designed for a standard 16.9 oz water bottle
• Just shake, sip, and survive your responsibilities
🥤 Tumbler Size (12g)
For when one serving simply isn’t enough
• Made for a 30+ oz tumbler
• Bigger, bolder, and ready to carry you through the chaos
✨ What’s the Difference?
Same flavor, same chaos—just different strengths and serving sizes.
Choose your size based on how much hydration (and emotional support) you need.
⚡ Caffeine Info:
Approx. 130 mg caffeine per serving (fully caffeinated option) from green tea and caffeine anhydrous. It also contains less than 5 calories and four carbs per 12 gram packet. This mix contains B12
🧋 How to Mix:
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add 18–24 oz cold water + ice
• Shake, sip, and emotionally detach as needed
đź–¤ The Chaotic Fine Print:
• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
• Made in small, handmade batches
• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)
Because sometimes productivity is a personality… and sometimes it’s just survival.