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Didn‘t sleep. Didn‘t heal. Didn‘t ask. Functioning Out of Spite is a loud, candy-bright loaded tea powered by cosmic rainbow, strawberry, cherry, and grape- and the sheer refusal to let anyone think that they have won. Sweet, bold, and aggressively cheerful, this tea tastes like showing up out of pure pettiness and performing at a level that makes people uncomfortable. It‘s not self-care. It‘s revenge productivity and it tastes so sweet! Sip loud. Stay petty. Win anyway because you clearly understood the assignment!
Functioning Out Of Spite contains approximately 130 mg of caffeine. This tea contains caffeine from green tea extract powder and caffeine anhydrous. It also contains less than 5 calories per packet. This mix contains B12 (12 gram size).
All of the loaded tea mixes are sugar free and are sweetened by Stevia or Sucralose only.
Functioning Out Of Spite
$2.00
Functioning Out Of Spite contains approximately 130 mg of caffeine. This tea contains caffeine from green tea extract powder and caffeine anhydrous. It also contains less than 5 calories per packet. This mix contains B12 (12 gram size).
All of the loaded tea mixes are sugar free and are sweetened by Stevia or Sucralose only.