Grandpas and Their Granddaughters
Fully Caffeinated / Waterbottle- 7 gram
$2.00
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Grandpa’s and Their Granddaughters 🍓🍑☀️
Sticky hands. Loud laughs. Core memories in a cup.
Citrus • Limeade • Orange-Pineapple • Peach • Strawberry
This tea tastes like summer afternoons, spoiled grandbabies, and a grandpa who absolutely says “don’t tell your parents.”
Bright citrus and limeade bring that refreshing kick, orange-pineapple adds tropical sweetness, peach smooths everything out, and strawberry ties it together with a juicy fruity finish that feels warm, nostalgic, and a little chaotic — just like the best family memories.
It’s giving:
“One more snack won’t hurt.”
(…it was, in fact, the fifth snack.)
☀️ Citrus and limeade keep it crisp and refreshing
🍍 Orange-pineapple brings sweet sunny vibes
🍑 Peach adds a soft smooth finish
🍓 Strawberry rounds it out with fruity sweetness
Perfect for:
• summer porch sitting
• little voices yelling “PAPAW!” across the yard
• memory-making moments
• surviving family chaos with love and caffeine
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
Sweet little moment.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz bottle of water for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Full family reunion energy.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for maximum flavor and caffeine-fueled functioning.
⚡ Approx. 140 mg caffeine per fully caffeinated serving
🌿 Sugar-free
🖤 Handmade in small batches by Chronically Chaotic Tea Company
How to Prepare:
Mix contents with 4–6 oz warm water until dissolved. Add cold water and ice. Shake well and enjoy the chaos.
Disclaimer: This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Please enjoy responsibly, bestie.
Grandpas and Their Granddaughters
$2.00
Sticky hands. Loud laughs. Core memories in a cup.
Citrus • Limeade • Orange-Pineapple • Peach • Strawberry
This tea tastes like summer afternoons, spoiled grandbabies, and a grandpa who absolutely says “don’t tell your parents.”
Bright citrus and limeade bring that refreshing kick, orange-pineapple adds tropical sweetness, peach smooths everything out, and strawberry ties it together with a juicy fruity finish that feels warm, nostalgic, and a little chaotic — just like the best family memories.
It’s giving:
“One more snack won’t hurt.”
(…it was, in fact, the fifth snack.)
☀️ Citrus and limeade keep it crisp and refreshing
🍍 Orange-pineapple brings sweet sunny vibes
🍑 Peach adds a soft smooth finish
🍓 Strawberry rounds it out with fruity sweetness
Perfect for:
• summer porch sitting
• little voices yelling “PAPAW!” across the yard
• memory-making moments
• surviving family chaos with love and caffeine
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
Sweet little moment.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz bottle of water for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Full family reunion energy.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for maximum flavor and caffeine-fueled functioning.
⚡ Approx. 140 mg caffeine per fully caffeinated serving
🌿 Sugar-free
🖤 Handmade in small batches by Chronically Chaotic Tea Company
How to Prepare:
Mix contents with 4–6 oz warm water until dissolved. Add cold water and ice. Shake well and enjoy the chaos.
Disclaimer: This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Please enjoy responsibly, bestie.