Hard Pass, Babe!
Fully Caffeinated / Water Bottle- 7 G
$2.00
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Hard Pass, Babe! 🍓🍊🍹🐉
Strawberry • Tropical Punch • Dragon Fruit • Sour Orange
Respectfully… no.
Actually—just no.
Hard Pass, Babe! is bright, fruity, and just tart enough to match your energy when you’re setting boundaries and not explaining them.
🍓 Strawberry keeps it smooth and sweet
🍹 Tropical punch adds that juicy, high-energy flavor
🐉 Dragon fruit brings a light, refreshing twist
🍊 Sour orange finishes with a bold, tangy bite
It’s giving:
“Not today. Not tomorrow. Not at all.”
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
Quick decision. No overthinking.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Firm boundaries. Full strength.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a bold, all-day kind of energy.
🧋 Mixing Instructions:
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
• Shake, sip, and stand by your decision
⚡ Caffeine Info:
Hard Pass, Babe! contains approximately 140 mg of caffeine. This tea contains caffeine from green tea extract powder and caffeine anhydrous. It also contains about 8 calories and 4 carbs per packet. This mix contains Calcium, Potassium, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium (12 gram size). Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options.
🖤 The Fine Print:
• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
• Made in small, handmade batches
• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)
Because “no” is a complete sentence.
Hard Pass, Babe!
$2.00
Strawberry • Tropical Punch • Dragon Fruit • Sour Orange
Respectfully… no.
Actually—just no.
Hard Pass, Babe! is bright, fruity, and just tart enough to match your energy when you’re setting boundaries and not explaining them.
🍓 Strawberry keeps it smooth and sweet
🍹 Tropical punch adds that juicy, high-energy flavor
🐉 Dragon fruit brings a light, refreshing twist
🍊 Sour orange finishes with a bold, tangy bite
It’s giving:
“Not today. Not tomorrow. Not at all.”
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
Quick decision. No overthinking.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Firm boundaries. Full strength.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a bold, all-day kind of energy.
🧋 Mixing Instructions:
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
• Shake, sip, and stand by your decision
⚡ Caffeine Info:
Hard Pass, Babe! contains approximately 140 mg of caffeine. This tea contains caffeine from green tea extract powder and caffeine anhydrous. It also contains about 8 calories and 4 carbs per packet. This mix contains Calcium, Potassium, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium (12 gram size). Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options.
🖤 The Fine Print:
• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
• Made in small, handmade batches
• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)
Because “no” is a complete sentence.