Highly Effective..... Supposedly!
Fully Caffeinated / Water Bottle- 7 gram
$2.00
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Highly Effective… Supposedly. 💣🍒🍋🍹
Bombsicle • Cherry Limeade • Cherry • Margarita
Organized. Focused.
Crushing it… reportedly.
Highly Effective… Supposedly is bold, punchy, and just chaotic enough to keep things interesting—because sometimes the appearance of productivity is the real achievement.
💣 Bombsicle brings that sweet, nostalgic pop
🍒 Cherry layers in bold, juicy flavor
🍋 Cherry limeade adds a tart, citrusy kick
🍹 Margarita ties it all together with a sharp, tangy finish
It’s giving:
“I’m doing a lot. Is it the right things? Unclear.”
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
Looks productive. Feels questionable.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Full performance mode (results pending).
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.
🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram size
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
• Shake, sip, and keep moving forward confidently
⚡ Caffeine Info:
Highly Effective.... Supposedly contains approximately 140 mg of caffeine. It also contains B12 and has less than 5 calories.
Also available in half caffeinated and decaf options
💥 Optional Power Ups:
Customize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more
🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:
• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
• Made in small, handmade batches
• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)
Because “highly effective” is sometimes just confidence and a good drink.
This one feels like a top seller honestly—flavor is loud, name is relatable, and it fits your whole brand voice perfectly. If you want, I’d absolutely put this one in a Workplace Survival featured bundle 👀
Highly Effective..... Supposedly!
$2.00
Bombsicle • Cherry Limeade • Cherry • Margarita
Organized. Focused.
Crushing it… reportedly.
Highly Effective… Supposedly is bold, punchy, and just chaotic enough to keep things interesting—because sometimes the appearance of productivity is the real achievement.
💣 Bombsicle brings that sweet, nostalgic pop
🍒 Cherry layers in bold, juicy flavor
🍋 Cherry limeade adds a tart, citrusy kick
🍹 Margarita ties it all together with a sharp, tangy finish
It’s giving:
“I’m doing a lot. Is it the right things? Unclear.”
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
Looks productive. Feels questionable.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Full performance mode (results pending).
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.
🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram size
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
• Shake, sip, and keep moving forward confidently
⚡ Caffeine Info:
Highly Effective.... Supposedly contains approximately 140 mg of caffeine. It also contains B12 and has less than 5 calories.
Also available in half caffeinated and decaf options
💥 Optional Power Ups:
Customize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more
🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:
• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
• Made in small, handmade batches
• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)
Because “highly effective” is sometimes just confidence and a good drink.
This one feels like a top seller honestly—flavor is loud, name is relatable, and it fits your whole brand voice perfectly. If you want, I’d absolutely put this one in a Workplace Survival featured bundle 👀