Pucker Up Buttercup - Blackberry Hibiscus Lemonade
Fully Caffeinated / Waterbottle- 7 gram
$2.00
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Pucker Up Buttercup – Blackberry Hibiscus Lemonade 🍋🫐🌺
Cute name.
Aggressive flavor.
Exactly how we like it.
Pucker Up Buttercup – Blackberry Hibiscus Lemonade is bold, juicy, tart, and just dramatic enough to deserve its own soundtrack. Bright lemonade and rich blackberry crash into floral hibiscus for a refreshing tea that tastes like summer with unresolved issues.
It’s fruity.
It’s tangy.
It’s a little unhinged in the best possible way.
🍋 Lemonade brings the sharp citrus punch
🫐 Blackberry adds deep, juicy berry flavor
🌺 Hibiscus gives it that bold, slightly floral twist that makes this tea feel ✨expensive✨ while you’re emotionally spiraling in a drive-thru line
It’s giving:
“I’m healing… but loudly.”
Perfect for:
✔ Main character walks through Target
✔ Sitting outside pretending you’re thriving
✔ Group chats that should’ve stayed private
✔ People who like their drinks pretty and their humor concerning
📏 Choose Your Chaos Level
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
A manageable amount of feral.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz bottle of water for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Full emotional support beverage.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for maximum flavor chaos.
⚡ The Important Stuff, Bestie
Approx. 140 mg caffeine per fully caffeinated serving
Sugar-free
Sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose
Handmade in small batches by Chronically Chaotic Tea Company
🧋 Mixing Instructions
Dissolve contents in 4–6 oz warm water first.
Then add cold water and ice.
Sip responsibly.
Or don’t. We’re not your supervisor.
Pucker Up Buttercup - Blackberry Hibiscus Lemonade
$2.00
Cute name.
Aggressive flavor.
Exactly how we like it.
Pucker Up Buttercup – Blackberry Hibiscus Lemonade is bold, juicy, tart, and just dramatic enough to deserve its own soundtrack. Bright lemonade and rich blackberry crash into floral hibiscus for a refreshing tea that tastes like summer with unresolved issues.
It’s fruity.
It’s tangy.
It’s a little unhinged in the best possible way.
🍋 Lemonade brings the sharp citrus punch
🫐 Blackberry adds deep, juicy berry flavor
🌺 Hibiscus gives it that bold, slightly floral twist that makes this tea feel ✨expensive✨ while you’re emotionally spiraling in a drive-thru line
It’s giving:
“I’m healing… but loudly.”
Perfect for:
✔ Main character walks through Target
✔ Sitting outside pretending you’re thriving
✔ Group chats that should’ve stayed private
✔ People who like their drinks pretty and their humor concerning
📏 Choose Your Chaos Level
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
A manageable amount of feral.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz bottle of water for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Full emotional support beverage.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for maximum flavor chaos.
⚡ The Important Stuff, Bestie
Approx. 140 mg caffeine per fully caffeinated serving
Sugar-free
Sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose
Handmade in small batches by Chronically Chaotic Tea Company
🧋 Mixing Instructions
Dissolve contents in 4–6 oz warm water first.
Then add cold water and ice.
Sip responsibly.
Or don’t. We’re not your supervisor.