Pucker Up Buttercup- Blackberry Lemonade
Fully Caffeinated / Water bottle- 7gram
$2.00
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Pucker Up Buttercup – Blackberry Lemonade 🍋🫐💋
Sweet? Absolutely not.
Balanced? Also no.
Delicious? Unfortunately… yes.
Pucker Up Buttercup – Blackberry Lemonade is tart, juicy, and just chaotic enough to make your taste buds question your life choices in the best way possible. Bright lemonade collides with deep blackberry flavor for a bold, fruity tea that starts sweet and finishes with a sassy little punch.
It’s giving:
“Emotionally unavailable but still replying to texts.”
🍋 Tart lemonade flavor brings the zing
🫐 Blackberry smooths it out with juicy berry chaos
✨ Refreshing, bold, and dangerously easy to drink
Perfect for:
✔ Existing out of spite
✔ Sending “per my last email” messages
✔ Hot weather and bad decisions
✔ Pretending you have your life together
📏 Choose Your Chaos Level
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
Tiny but unstable.
Designed to mix into a standard 16.9 oz bottle of water for a lighter tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Full feral hydration.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for maximum flavor chaos.
⚡ The Important Stuff, Bestie
Approx. 140 mg caffeine per fully caffeinated serving
Sugar-free
Sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose
Handmade in small batches by Chronically Chaotic Tea Company
🧋 Mixing Instructions
Dissolve contents in 4–6 oz warm water first.
Then add cold water and ice to make your perfect chaos beverage.
Because life already gave you lemons.
We added blackberries and caffeine.
Pucker Up Buttercup- Blackberry Lemonade
$2.00
Sweet? Absolutely not.
Balanced? Also no.
Delicious? Unfortunately… yes.
Pucker Up Buttercup – Blackberry Lemonade is tart, juicy, and just chaotic enough to make your taste buds question your life choices in the best way possible. Bright lemonade collides with deep blackberry flavor for a bold, fruity tea that starts sweet and finishes with a sassy little punch.
It’s giving:
“Emotionally unavailable but still replying to texts.”
🍋 Tart lemonade flavor brings the zing
🫐 Blackberry smooths it out with juicy berry chaos
✨ Refreshing, bold, and dangerously easy to drink
Perfect for:
✔ Existing out of spite
✔ Sending “per my last email” messages
✔ Hot weather and bad decisions
✔ Pretending you have your life together
📏 Choose Your Chaos Level
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
Tiny but unstable.
Designed to mix into a standard 16.9 oz bottle of water for a lighter tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Full feral hydration.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for maximum flavor chaos.
⚡ The Important Stuff, Bestie
Approx. 140 mg caffeine per fully caffeinated serving
Sugar-free
Sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose
Handmade in small batches by Chronically Chaotic Tea Company
🧋 Mixing Instructions
Dissolve contents in 4–6 oz warm water first.
Then add cold water and ice to make your perfect chaos beverage.
Because life already gave you lemons.
We added blackberries and caffeine.