Raised Them... Now What?
Fully Caffeinated / Water Bottle- 7 gram
$2.00
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Raised Them… Now What? 🍉🍍🍈🍓
Watermelon • Pineapple • Melon • Strawberry
You did the practices.
The drop-offs.
The late nights and early mornings.
And now… it’s just you again.
Raised Them… Now What? is light, refreshing, and a little bittersweet—because this chapter isn’t an ending… it’s just unfamiliar.
🍉 Watermelon keeps it crisp and easy
🍍 Pineapple adds a bright, uplifting twist
🍈 Melon smooths it out with a soft, mellow note
🍓 Strawberry brings a touch of sweetness to hold it all together
It’s giving:
“I spent years taking care of everyone else… now I’m figuring out me.”
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
A small step into something new.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Because this chapter deserves your full attention.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, full-feeling kind of day.
🧋 Mixing Instructions: (12g)
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
• Shake, sip, and take your time figuring it out
⚡ Caffeine Info:
Raised Them... Now What? contains approximately 140 mg of caffeine. It also contains B12 and has less than 5 calories.
Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options
💥 Optional Power Ups:
Customize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more
🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:
• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
• Made in small, handmade batches
• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)
Because the next chapter isn’t empty… it’s unwritten.
Raised Them... Now What?
$2.00
Watermelon • Pineapple • Melon • Strawberry
You did the practices.
The drop-offs.
The late nights and early mornings.
And now… it’s just you again.
Raised Them… Now What? is light, refreshing, and a little bittersweet—because this chapter isn’t an ending… it’s just unfamiliar.
🍉 Watermelon keeps it crisp and easy
🍍 Pineapple adds a bright, uplifting twist
🍈 Melon smooths it out with a soft, mellow note
🍓 Strawberry brings a touch of sweetness to hold it all together
It’s giving:
“I spent years taking care of everyone else… now I’m figuring out me.”
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
A small step into something new.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Because this chapter deserves your full attention.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, full-feeling kind of day.
🧋 Mixing Instructions: (12g)
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
• Shake, sip, and take your time figuring it out
⚡ Caffeine Info:
Raised Them... Now What? contains approximately 140 mg of caffeine. It also contains B12 and has less than 5 calories.
Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options
💥 Optional Power Ups:
Customize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more
🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:
• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
• Made in small, handmade batches
• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)
Because the next chapter isn’t empty… it’s unwritten.