Sincerely, Not Interested
Water bottle- 7 gram / Fully Caffeinated
$2.00
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Sincerely, Not Interested. 🍊🫐🍹
Citrus • Blackberry • Margarita
Respectfully… no.
Unrespectfully… still no.
Sincerely, Not Interested. is for the emails you don’t want, the meetings that should’ve been emails, and the people testing your last nerve before noon.
🍊 Bright citrus brings that clean, sharp kick
🫐 Blackberry smooths it out with a bold, juicy finish
🍹 Margarita flavor ties it together with a tangy twist of “I’m done”
It’s giving:
“Per my last email… absolutely not.”
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
Bare minimum effort, still functioning.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Full-strength attitude.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for the full chaotic experience.
🧋 Mixing Instructions:
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
• Shake, sip, and disengage as needed
⚡ Caffeine Info:
Approx. 140 mg caffeine per full-strength serving (12 gram tumbler size) from green tea extract powder. It contains less than 10 calories and 4 carbs per tumbler sized packet. It also contains Calcium, Potassium, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium.
Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options.
🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:
• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
• Made in small, handmade batches
• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)
Because boundaries are healthy… and so is caffeine.
Sincerely, Not Interested
$2.00
Citrus • Blackberry • Margarita
Respectfully… no.
Unrespectfully… still no.
Sincerely, Not Interested. is for the emails you don’t want, the meetings that should’ve been emails, and the people testing your last nerve before noon.
🍊 Bright citrus brings that clean, sharp kick
🫐 Blackberry smooths it out with a bold, juicy finish
🍹 Margarita flavor ties it together with a tangy twist of “I’m done”
It’s giving:
“Per my last email… absolutely not.”
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
Bare minimum effort, still functioning.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Full-strength attitude.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for the full chaotic experience.
🧋 Mixing Instructions:
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
• Shake, sip, and disengage as needed
⚡ Caffeine Info:
Approx. 140 mg caffeine per full-strength serving (12 gram tumbler size) from green tea extract powder. It contains less than 10 calories and 4 carbs per tumbler sized packet. It also contains Calcium, Potassium, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium.
Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options.
🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:
• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
• Made in small, handmade batches
• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)
Because boundaries are healthy… and so is caffeine.